jershelb
01-18-2005, 05:11 PM
Sorry Hondacura guys, but I couldnt resist sharing some poetry. ;)
No harm meant, enjoy!
"I wasn't even on it"
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light
was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight.
I will try, I will try, I will try with this 1.8 motor
to beat this darn Nova (and its Jackson built blower).
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke
the Nova erupts in clouds of tire smoke.
On Smasher, on Revver, on Stroker, on Blitzin!
(These are the names of my four VTEC pistons)
Racing ahead I’m the star of the action,
but I know I’m in trouble when that V8 gets traction.
Grabbing second gear I hear the RPMs sing
as my mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing.
I now hear the roar of that big monster gaining,
all I can do is keep that four banger straining.
In a second the shockwave hits with a blast
and my stickers go flying now a thing of the past.
Don’t bother with third cause now it’s too late
Just try to act cool like you can relate.
No harm meant, enjoy!
"I wasn't even on it"
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light
was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight.
I will try, I will try, I will try with this 1.8 motor
to beat this darn Nova (and its Jackson built blower).
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke
the Nova erupts in clouds of tire smoke.
On Smasher, on Revver, on Stroker, on Blitzin!
(These are the names of my four VTEC pistons)
Racing ahead I’m the star of the action,
but I know I’m in trouble when that V8 gets traction.
Grabbing second gear I hear the RPMs sing
as my mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing.
I now hear the roar of that big monster gaining,
all I can do is keep that four banger straining.
In a second the shockwave hits with a blast
and my stickers go flying now a thing of the past.
Don’t bother with third cause now it’s too late
Just try to act cool like you can relate.